With the unexpected appearance of Hex and Keaton, the group was attacked by a dragon. Luckily they were able to negotiate with her, and gave away boxes of tampons in exchange for the dragon flying away. They then left because a guard was looking for the peincess to take her to her mother. She didn’t want to go without her unicorn and friends, so they ended up stripping a guard and trying some subterfuge. Unfortunately some other guards walked in and assumed something kinky was going on. The guards exploded and the princess’s number wenr down by one.
They all went to talk to the king, who was secretly a genius. He revealed that he was useless. So everyone went into the future (our present) and bought some clothes, and visited the black market.